Pick Your Family Archetype
(Choose the one that hurts the least.)
Margot’s framework distills the essence of a family into nine refined identities—each one distinct, deliberate, and unsettlingly accurate. Have a look. She’s confident you’ll find yours.
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Heritage Dynasty
Old‑world gravitas, modern‑day polish—your family carries itself like tradition is a sport you’ve already perfected.
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Varsity Power
A coordinated, full‑volume team with competitive charm and a talent for showing up like it’s game day.
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Editorial Eccentrics
Art‑house energy with curated chaos—your family is effortlessly iconic, even when nothing is actually effortless.
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Brutalist Strategists
Minimalist, efficient, and quietly formidable—you run on order, clarity, and emotional architecture.
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Wild Metal
Loud opinions, louder loyalty—you’re the beautiful chaos people never forget.
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Graffiti Heart
Colorful, expressive, big‑feeling energy—the kind of family that loves loudly and lives vividly.
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Beige Royalty
Tasteful, calm, and quietly luxurious—your family is the emotional equivalent of soft cashmere and good lighting.
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Everyday Heroes
Decisive, energetic, and mission‑driven—you tackle life together with unstoppable, practical optimism.
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Bohemian Folk
Gentle, intuitive, and deeply connected—your family moves through the world with soft edges and open hearts.